My Pathetic Universe

1. After telling her a joke and she asked you to choose a finger, just choose. Agree that your joke (even if you think it's not) is corny.
2. At the restaurant, don't order anything with kalabasa (squash), get sizzling sisig instead, and make sure that hers has no egg. If the cook made a mistake, take the egg from her sisig.
3. After meal, put your fork on top of the spoon and say "burp"
4. Kiss her goodbye when parting but don't say "Good bye", "See you" instead.
5. Play arcade games sometimes, the one with the zombies and guns.
6. On special occasions, give her a card or a letter, it's old fashion but she'll like it.
7. Watch horror movie together or My Sassy Girl over and over again.
8. Draw Winnie the Pooh.
9. Always hold her hand while walking.
10. Please don't make her cry.